Terrorists

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British housewife terrorists, Japanese Butoh terrorists, Terrorist intellectuals in silver pants who clone themselves at will. After all, they have to feed their families. Terrorists dressed as teddy bears conspicuously flaunting disposable diapers. Terrorist farmers waving handmade sausages and unpasteurized cheeses. Terrorist snapping turtles hiding in the mud for a hundreds year just waiting for the chance to bite somebody. Terrorist trees surreptitiously rotting without asking their appropriate municipal authorities. The street lamps that flicker in the dead of night are sending secret messages to the terrorists. That man, alone in his car, crying and unmedicated, is probably a terrorist. So are the people who breathe too shallowly in the post office line ups. While we’re wasting time discussing this, hundreds of toddlers all over the world have casually swallowed rubber bands, destroying the evidence of a conspiracy. Haul them all in I tell you. We haven’t got long.